Post by dolphin on Aug 23, 2008 17:08:01 GMT -5
Here i am going to tell you humans of how dolphins managed to leave earth, but to start i need to point out a few interesting facts,
firstly Dolphins all have a very limited ability of telekinesis, but it is however in 99% of dolphins so weak that it is unobservable, for a very few dolphins the can move things around, and manipulate there environment, but only in very Calm water, too much current and it negates the ability.
Another more commonly know fact is that dolphins have a much thicker hide then humans and are far more tolerant to pressure and heat variations
thirdly, we'll need to explore a little dolphin history. So about 200,000 years ago, a young dolphin by the name Slabibdabidi, (that a rough human translation to you his name in dolphinese would sound something like keekeekkeekeek,swiiii) was swimming from a large carnivore (a shark of some kind that no longer exists, humans aren't the only species who can drive a race to extinction, we just are more conservative) when the young Slabibdabidi did something that up until then was unheard off, he jumped clear out of the water, and on his way back down he got so distracted by the shark chasing him he missed the water on his way back down. and was the first dolphin to fly. now days you'll see dolphins jumping out of the water all the time, these are the ones who have not yet perfected the art of aiming for the ground and missing, as you humans put it.
any way the story goes on to that as dolphins got more accustom to flying we found that if we went too high we could not breath not that we need to all that much, but as our thirst for knowledge drove us on, those with the telekinesis made up makeshift respirators. and our first astronauts were born (our resilient hides mean we don't need pressure suits).
once in space our telekinesis became very useful, without the earths gravity to work against it was easy to move and build things in space, so when we heard about the vogon constructor fleet a group of us went and built an interstellar ship in orbit of the moon and after trying to warn you humans, our entire race flew into space and left.
notes for you're interest, you probably wouldn't have seen us flying because, unless we're going into space or learning for the first time we don't fly much. This is because the wind blowing against our ears is very noisy and we find it uncomfortable.
firstly Dolphins all have a very limited ability of telekinesis, but it is however in 99% of dolphins so weak that it is unobservable, for a very few dolphins the can move things around, and manipulate there environment, but only in very Calm water, too much current and it negates the ability.
Another more commonly know fact is that dolphins have a much thicker hide then humans and are far more tolerant to pressure and heat variations
thirdly, we'll need to explore a little dolphin history. So about 200,000 years ago, a young dolphin by the name Slabibdabidi, (that a rough human translation to you his name in dolphinese would sound something like keekeekkeekeek,swiiii) was swimming from a large carnivore (a shark of some kind that no longer exists, humans aren't the only species who can drive a race to extinction, we just are more conservative) when the young Slabibdabidi did something that up until then was unheard off, he jumped clear out of the water, and on his way back down he got so distracted by the shark chasing him he missed the water on his way back down. and was the first dolphin to fly. now days you'll see dolphins jumping out of the water all the time, these are the ones who have not yet perfected the art of aiming for the ground and missing, as you humans put it.
any way the story goes on to that as dolphins got more accustom to flying we found that if we went too high we could not breath not that we need to all that much, but as our thirst for knowledge drove us on, those with the telekinesis made up makeshift respirators. and our first astronauts were born (our resilient hides mean we don't need pressure suits).
once in space our telekinesis became very useful, without the earths gravity to work against it was easy to move and build things in space, so when we heard about the vogon constructor fleet a group of us went and built an interstellar ship in orbit of the moon and after trying to warn you humans, our entire race flew into space and left.
notes for you're interest, you probably wouldn't have seen us flying because, unless we're going into space or learning for the first time we don't fly much. This is because the wind blowing against our ears is very noisy and we find it uncomfortable.
